Low-carb Lifestyle Lover Gifts

To the frustration of trick-or-treaters, the Wagners were obsessed with the Atkins Diet.

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Born to be Mild.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

The Nihilist Deli.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'No sweat shop'

Complex Carbohydrates

Complex Carbs

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Where Pleather Comes From

Academy.

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Bakery. Don't you just love that new carb smell?!

Crusty Bread

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Ernie's on a high-protein diet and craving foods he can't have. They're creeping into everything he says. Whatcha watching, Ernie? I'm trying to decide between "Game of Scones" and that zombie show, "The Walking Bread." Later I might watch some "Dancing with the Starch." Ernie, leave room for that political drama you enjoy so much. Oh yeah, I love binging on "House of Carbs"!

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'