Low-carb Lifestyle Lover Gifts

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Born to be Mild.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

The Nihilist Deli.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'No sweat shop'

Complex Carbohydrates

Complex Carbs

Academy.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

Crusty Bread

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'