Carb Lover Mugs

'I'll have potato soup, potato salad, baked potato with fries and for dessert, potato pancakes.'

Complex Carbohydrates

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Well, at least you won't need to take your potato vitamins tonight."

Slimmer's baguette.

Crusty Bread

"I hope this isn't one of those, glutten-free, places."

Loved His Carbs.

Lesser Known Pasta Shapes

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Dressed as Sweets

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Complex Carbs

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'Thin enough?'

'Doughnuts, Dad - Mum's bought doughnuts!'