Carb Curtailers Gifts

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Complex Carbs

Complex Carbohydrates

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

Crusty Bread

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

The Atkins Diet.

'What you need is some negative growth.'

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

Low Carb Slop

'Sorry, no carbs.'

'I'll have potato soup, potato salad, baked potato with fries and for dessert, potato pancakes.'

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

'Oh that's why I put on weight - all I eat is carbs!'

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

'She might prefer the low-carb alternative...or any alternative.'

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'

Slimmer's baguette.

'That's why I put on weight! All I eat is carbs!'