Caloric Cutbacker Gifts

Searching for a humorous gift for someone managing their calorie intake? Our collection features playful and clever products that celebrate their health journey. Whether they’re counting points or just trying to eat smarter, these items bring a smile while respecting their commitment. Perfect for the calorie cutbacker who appreciates a light-hearted approach to health and wellness.

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'What you need is some negative growth.'

'What you need is some negative growth.' mockup

'What you need is some negative growth.'

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'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!' mockup

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

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"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet." mockup

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

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"And what would you like to regret later?"

"And what would you like to regret later?" mockup

"And what would you like to regret later?"

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"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish." mockup

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

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"One slice—hold the bread."

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'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.' mockup

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

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"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light." mockup

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

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"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me." mockup

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

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'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.' mockup

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

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'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!' mockup

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

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"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience." mockup

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

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"I'm finding this model very economical!"

"I'm finding this model very economical!" mockup

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

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'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.' mockup

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

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"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?" mockup

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

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'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.' mockup

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

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The Atkins Diet.

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'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?' mockup

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

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Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

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'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!' mockup

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

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'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!' mockup

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

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Candies and diet pills

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Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on. mockup

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

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"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?" mockup

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

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'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!' mockup

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

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'Oh that's why I put on weight - all I eat is carbs!'

'Oh that's why I put on weight - all I eat is carbs!' mockup

'Oh that's why I put on weight - all I eat is carbs!'

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'One of these Men's wives has just discovered that you can use 180 kcalories making love.'

'One of these Men's wives has just discovered that you can use 180 kcalories making love.' mockup

'One of these Men's wives has just discovered that you can use 180 kcalories making love.'

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'That's why I put on weight! All I eat is carbs!'

'That's why I put on weight! All I eat is carbs!' mockup

'That's why I put on weight! All I eat is carbs!'

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In the calorie family: 'You're home early?'....'Mrs. Harrison has started dieting again!'

In the calorie family: 'You're home early?'....'Mrs. Harrison has started dieting again!' mockup

In the calorie family: 'You're home early?'....'Mrs. Harrison has started dieting again!'

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"I haven't burned this many calories since I forgot the brownies in the oven."

"I haven't burned this many calories since I forgot the brownies in the oven." mockup

"I haven't burned this many calories since I forgot the brownies in the oven."

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'No, Madam. I'm afraid we have nothing 'exquisitely delicious' under 350 calories.'

'No, Madam. I'm afraid we have nothing 'exquisitely delicious' under 350 calories.' mockup

'No, Madam. I'm afraid we have nothing 'exquisitely delicious' under 350 calories.'

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Caloric Cutbacker Gifts Collection

Caloric Cutbacker Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for calorie cutbackers, with humorous quotes and witty designs that brighten their day.

Caloric Cutbacker Pillows

Check out our pillows with humorous slogans, ideal for adding personality and motivation to a calorie-conscious living space.

Caloric Cutbacker Prints

Discover inspiring and amusing prints that celebrate the journey of a calorie cutbacker, perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Caloric Cutbacker T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts for the calorie cutbacker, featuring funny and inspiring messages perfect for everyday wear.