Cutback Survivalist Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a cutback survivalist? Explore our collection of witty and inspiring products designed for those who thrive on overcoming setbacks. From mugs and t-shirts to decorative pillows and art prints, our items bring a fun, motivational twist to resilience and ingenuity, making them ideal for anyone who embraces challenges with a resilient spirit and creative flair.

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'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.' mockup

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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Desert Island Meals.

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'Thank-you God.'

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits." mockup

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

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"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

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'Arf! Arf!'

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"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley." mockup

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!' mockup

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.' mockup

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

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'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

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