Retro Survivalist Gifts

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Arf! Arf!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Just a little seasoning...

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Innovate or die.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??