Post-apocalyptic Survivalist Gifts

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Running out of Gas.

Drawing on an island.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

Starving explorer.

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"