Retro Rescuer Gifts

Boss

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

You had me at vintage.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Tourist

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Hipster Police Department

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

'He's a square!'