Retro Rebel Gifts

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"While we're at supper, Billy, you'd make Daddy and Mommy very happy if you'd remove your hat, your sunglasses, and your earring."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Dirty Old Man

Turtle Haze

Simon the Hippy

Hipster Police Department

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette,'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"I think that thing's ready for the thirdhand store."

Ex-hippie-now-staunch-Republican Herb Miller's freak flag keeps on flying, much to his chagrin.

For People Younger Than 20 Years: Lessons 'How to Use a Pen' 10 Euro Each!

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"I'm sorry, Melissa, but I really don't care what Prince is calling himself these days. I'm going to continue calling him what I've always called him."

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Queen of Upcycling!

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I really got used to working from home."

Joe Henry

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Nick Cave.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

Joan Jett