Rock And Roll Rebel Gifts

"Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard"

No, you won't be with other rockers, you'll be on the ladies' social tea committee. Did you really think you were going to Heaven?'

rude singer

Lou Reed

"Is the sign a typo or are you signing copies of your rock memoir book?"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

the world's first music critic...

The No No No's

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Joe Henry

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Hipster Police Department

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Cowpunk

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Classic vs Rock