Rock 'n' Roll Rebel Gifts

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Man playing a guitar with boxing gloves.

"Sorry, but the show is over. We smashed too many guitars and ran out."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Technology eh! Its not the same as the old value telly in the pool trick.'

"All right, it's a deal. The four-letter words are in, the drug lyrics are out."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

The No No No's

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Joe Henry

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

The oldest swinger in town.

Classic vs Rock

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