Rock 'n' Roll Rebels Gifts

The No No No's

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Joe Henry

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Joan Jett

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Music Freak.

Lou Reed

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Let's rock!'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

Kurt Cobain

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Cowpunk

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'We have to get them out more.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Joe Strummer in his garden...

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"I heard they got back together."