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The No No No's

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Joe Henry

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

Music Freak.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'We have to get them out more.'

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

The oldest swinger in town.