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The No No No's

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Joe Henry

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Hipster Police Department

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Cowpunk

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"