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"My dad said they used to be bands."

Lennon and McCartney.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The No No No's

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Free Bird!"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Mark Knopfler.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Joe Henry

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Ringo Starr

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Christine McVie

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Nick Cave.

Hipster Police Department

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Joan Jett

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Let's rock!'