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"My dad said they used to be bands."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The No No No's

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Free Bird!"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Joe Henry

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Hipster Police Department

Lou Reed

Christine McVie

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

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