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'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

A Symphony of Penguins

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

The No No No's

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Orchestra.

Double Bass

Mozart on a computer,

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Taking a peek at the audience

Modern Major General

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Baby Mozart.

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Piano Recital

Falstaff

Scarpia from Tosca

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

Bassoons.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Odette from Swan Lake

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre