Classical Rebel T-Shirts

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Think Just Inside The Box.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Gallery Pranks

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'