Classical Rebel Gifts

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Think Just Inside The Box.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'