Music Rebel Gifts

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'I was born to rock.'

Punk Rock

"They can take my song-sharing capabilities when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cowpunk

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Rock star punching man, "Sorry pal, I mistook you for a fan!"

The oldest swinger in town.

"That's the trouble with old people - they've got no respect."

"What? Just because I'm Latino you assume I must automatically like Spanish music?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Blues artis's daily list

Joe Henry

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Joan Jett

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'