Musical Rebels Gifts

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The No No No's

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Cowpunk

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

The oldest swinger in town.

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Musical Mestizo.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Punk Rock

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

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