Instrumental Rebel Gifts

Anti-Saxophone

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I gotta be me!"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Blues artis's daily list

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

Nick Cave.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Joan Jett

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Levon Helm

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"Bloody Graffiti."

Just Stop Oil Painting

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Toilet Art.

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."