Musical Rebel Gifts

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'The Sex Pistols? Oh, Dad...you're such a square!'

Darren had no desire to be 'just another songbird.'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

'I'm a doctor of music. I believe you're playing in a very ill manner.'

I love this, argh, no, it's Atomic Kitten, I'm not allowed to like them...

"Are you going to come quietly...?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Blues artis's daily list

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Joe Henry

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Nick Cave.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Joan Jett

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Let's rock!'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'