Entertainment Rebel Gifts

"And the winner of the second clapper board electrician's assistant is..."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I gotta be me!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Think Just Inside The Box.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'More hair than brains.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Gallery Pranks

Punkins

Man burning his tie.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Fashion Week"

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'