Cinematic Rebels Gifts

Porn Pioneer

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Think Just Inside The Box.

Gallery Pranks

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Graffitti.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"I just love these casual fridays."

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Editorial Control

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."