Cinematic Rebels Gifts

Porn Pioneer

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Think Just Inside The Box.

Gallery Pranks

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Graffitti.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"I just love these casual fridays."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Editorial Control

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

The sword is mightier than the pen.