Cinematic Rebel Gifts

Arnold had only himself to blame. He knew that trading in pirate videos was illegal.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Garlic Free Zone.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Valet park only"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Think Just Inside The Box.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'