Cinematic Rebel Pillows

Arnold had only himself to blame. He knew that trading in pirate videos was illegal.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I gotta be me!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Garlic Free Zone.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"Valet park only"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Think Just Inside The Box.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Gallery Pranks

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

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