The Rebel Pillows

Cooption Costs

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Unabridged Dictionary

Joan Jett

Lou Reed

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Cowpunk

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

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