Review Rebel Pillows

"Nothing burns like the New York Times book review."

"What do the know!"

"I gotta be me!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Unabridged Dictionary

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

The oldest swinger in town.

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

'You had me at 'warning'.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"Writing is... rewriting."

Punk Rock

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

'Underground cartoonist'

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Santa Sucks

Wrong answer