Review Rebels Pillows

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"I gotta be me!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Unabridged Dictionary

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Hell's Schlegel

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

Citations Needed!

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"What do the know!"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

"Stop fact checking my story."

"Writing is... rewriting."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Wrong shelf.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

Wrong answer

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

No Ball Games in the Park

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'