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How're you making money if not charging older ladies for dates? Reviewing products on online shopping sites. I give them one or two stars, maybe three. Unless the product manufacturer pays me, in which case I give the products five stars and a rave. You're kidding me. Nope. I want in. Get yourself your own scam.
"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."
"I gotta be me!"
My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.
The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.
'Is that where you keep the banned books?'
Letters escape from a caged book.
"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"
"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'
"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."
'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'
Unabridged Dictionary
"My inner child just turned sixty-five."
'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'
Hell's Schlegel
'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'
Citations Needed!
"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."
'You had me at 'warning'.'
"What do the know!"
"Stop fact checking my story."
Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'
'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'
"Writing is... rewriting."
"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."
"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."
Wrong shelf.
Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room
"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."
"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."
'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'
Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!
Wrong answer
No Ball Games in the Park
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