Rating Rebel Mugs

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Unabridged Dictionary

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

"What do the know!"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Cluster Catastrophe

"As an artist, it's my job to capture the beauty and triumphs of everyday life."

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

Numb and Number.

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me'

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

"I got a no TV for a week in math, a no dessert for a month in history, and a just wait 'til your father gets home in social studies."

"You didn't show your report card to your dad last night, did you Eddie?"

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

"Nothing burns like the New York Times book review."

'I don't have to worry about report cards any more. . .I just resigned.'