Movie Spoiler Rebel Mugs

"Disgruntled ticket-taker Joshua Kalen is pushed to the edge..."

"I gotta be me!"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Unabridged Dictionary

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

Citations Needed!

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"What do the know!"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

the world's first music critic...

rude singer

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'