Remake Rebel Mugs

Numb and Number.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I gotta be me!"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Lockdown casserole

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'