Remix Rebel Mugs

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

"I gotta be me!"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Blues artis's daily list

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Joe Henry

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Lou Reed

Hipster Police Department

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Levon Helm

Cowpunk

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'