Remix Rebel T-Shirts

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

"I gotta be me!"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Blues artis's daily list

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Joe Henry

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Nick Cave.

Hipster Police Department

Lou Reed

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Let's rock!'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Kurt Cobain

Cowpunk

Levon Helm

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'Hey man that's a gas!'