Rebel Readers Pillows

Hell's Schlegel

"I gotta be me!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Unabridged Dictionary

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

Citations Needed!

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"Stop fact checking my story."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

Mao Zedong.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Wrong shelf.

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

'Never was a team player.'

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

Salman Rushdie

"And to think we started as a book club."