Rebel Reader Pillows

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I gotta be me!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Unabridged Dictionary

Hell's Schlegel

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"Stop fact checking my story."

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

"What do the know!"

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Wrong shelf.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'Never was a team player.'

Mao Zedong.

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Amy Winehouse

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

Mayakovskiy V.V.

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'