Rebel Reader Gifts

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I gotta be me!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Unabridged Dictionary

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Hell's Schlegel

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

"Stop fact checking my story."

"What do the know!"

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

Wrong shelf.

'Never was a team player.'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Mao Zedong.

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Mayakovskiy V.V.

Amy Winehouse

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"