Rebellious Reader Gifts

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Hell's Schlegel

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"Stop fact checking my story."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Wrong shelf.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Mao Zedong.

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

Man Readig Paper

Summer Reading

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Mayakovskiy V.V.

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing