Rebellion Reader Gifts

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

The Gladiator.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Hell's Schlegel