Revolution Reader Gifts

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'Hey, I remember you -- You overthrew ME!'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'E-books?'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

The wine-shop

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Good boy

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

"Speed reader...?"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

Let them eat cake!

Alexei Kosygin

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

One after another

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

Man reading in lamp

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II