Revolutionary Reader Gifts

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'

Tread, don't tread.

Mayakovskiy V.V.

Mao Zedong.

'I can beat you with one hand.'

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Letters escape from a caged book.

'E-books?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Speed reader...?"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Book

Pastoring for Dummies

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Hell's Schlegel

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'Good Book?'

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.

'So, read any good book lately?'

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."