Revolutionary Reveler Gifts

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

François Guizot

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

Guy Debord

Happy Hour at Harry's

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

Spring Break!

Early Photobomb

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Crumhorn

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Leonardo Da Vinci.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."