Royalist Reveler Gifts

'And as a committed Royalist you'd be witnessing this historic event at Westminster Abbey.... or the King's Head.'

Theorbo

'How about a game of cards?'

Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

I think we're alone now!

'How about a game of cards?'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

1619: Valentine's Day

Early Photobomb

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"Take me to your leader"

Valentines

No Smoking in the Castle

Crumhorn

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Leonardo Da Vinci.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Queen of diamonds

Christmas Theorbo

'I just dreamed you were my Queen and I was King Henry VIII.'

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.