Royalty Revelers Gifts

Dinner at the Palace

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"She wishes to range free!"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

The Royal Wii.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

Vitruvian Manatee

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

'I have libertarian impulses.'

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo