Roulette Revelers Gifts

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Destination casinos...

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

"Sorry miss, no split bets please."

Topsy-Turveydom

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Casino

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

No Smoking in the Castle

"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

'...winning coxless four...'

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

Roulette pool.

'Do you have a backup plan?'

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

Win/Lose Roulette

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

Tory election betting.

Christmas Gambles

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

Dinner at the Palace

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.