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"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

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"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Cricket ball deliveries

"Sorry miss, no split bets please."

IRS AUDIT DEPARTMENT, 'It's a bet -- if I don't take the next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"Perform the nutcracker for you for five dollars?"

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

'Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots...'

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"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

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'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

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"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"Why don't you try a different style of gambling? Like Russian roulette."

'His horse came in at 100 to 1 - last!'

"Cutting out the middleman."

'Shall we spin the wheel to see how many napkins you get.'

"He loved Vegas."