Spinning Aficionados Gifts

"Global warming, Tibet, Darfur, starving children, AIDS, Iraq ... and on top of all this, I’m late for my spinning class!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"This never happened."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Arts and crafts

Mood Swings.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Political Speech Making Tutorial

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"How does this make you feel?"

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

'Spin that to half-full.'

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

Cricket ball deliveries

'Remember, Fenton, polling results are in the eye of the manipulator.'

Baroque Dance Studio

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

Diddly

Swing time.

"Will you stop putting holy water in the iron"

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."