Spinning Aficionados T-Shirts

"Global warming, Tibet, Darfur, starving children, AIDS, Iraq ... and on top of all this, I’m late for my spinning class!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"This never happened."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Arts and crafts

Mood Swings.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Political Speech Making Tutorial

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"How does this make you feel?"

'Spin that to half-full.'

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

Cricket ball deliveries

'Remember, Fenton, polling results are in the eye of the manipulator.'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Baroque Dance Studio

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

Swing time.

Diddly

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

'Help! Ousted government appointee. My hype, spin control and disinformation weren't 'on message'.'

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'