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'When I ordered you to clean the john with a toothbrush, I didn't mean an electric one!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

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"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

A skier and a paraglider

'What a control freak!'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'Steeee-rike three!'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Sinead?!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

The pop-up book of fighters

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

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